My tweets

  • Mon, 21:08: How could they do this to London? It’s heartbreaking.
  • Mon, 21:14: If you’re walking about carrying an imitation gun and u’re over the age of eight of course the police have to treat u like a scumbag gunman
  • Mon, 21:31: Hasn’t Bob Mortimer got good legs? #shootingstars
  • Tue, 12:33: RT @prodnose Time politicians/police stop “deploring in strongest possible terms”. Thats a GIVEN you dopes, now what are you going to DO?