Here’s one for the designer-makers. Let me tell you a story I’m sure you’ll find familiar.
Once upon a time a creative person driven to the end of their tether by working in dullsville hits on the idea of selling things they’ve made online. The D-M has a marvellous time designing and making gorgeous things and would you believe it, people buy them. The feedback is all fabulous, it makes the D-M’s heart sing every time a sale comes through. If it’s all sounding a bit fairytale take heart that it’s not bringing in enough money to give up dullsville but it makes the D-M very happy and the second income comes in useful even if the tax return stuff is a bit scary.
Things go on like this for a few years and sometimes you sell to other D-Ms. Lovely to have the recognition of your peers and all that. Then you realise one of the other DMs you’ve sold to has miraculously started selling the same item as you, and you realise they bought your item purely to rip it off. Marvellous. Its quite annoying but as you’re pretty small fry there isn’t really anything you can do about it, legal fees being what they are.
Then it happens again, and its starting to rankle. You’ve put in all the effort and they’ve sat there watching your good reviews stack up and just thought ‘I’ll have some of that’. I’ve had it done to me in more than one country too.
You know the type, they’ve got some skill, they’ve learned some techniques but they have not one ounce of creativity. Fine to be an assembler of products if that’s your thing, and its fine to resell but don’t make my thing your shoddy thing. I can’t do anything constructive about it but I can stick pins up your nose. Well, I can’t do that either but I can make a pig-faced voodoo doll pincushion and stick pins in that, and that will have to do. You know what? It does make you feel better. You might not be able to kick the ugly sister out of your patch or turn them into a pumpkin but take heart in the daydream that you’re giving them nosebleeds.
So my latest item will be a voodoo pincushion called She’s No Good, aimed at designer-makers who have been ripped off by talentless trolls. I’ll even start you off with a few pins.
I did have an item ready to go but someone complained that it looked like someone they knew which was unfortunate as I’d drawn a smelly pig-snouted hag (with friends like that…) so I’m currently working on a new version of a smelly looking pig-snouted hag…