Yeah I know, they’re a bit tragic but I’m doing it anyway.
- Read at least 34 books this year. Easy peasy, I’m on Goodreads so I’ve set myself a reading challenge. Click here to see how I’m doing. Right now I’m doing fantastically well, I have read no books yet this year and I’m apparently bang on target.
- Lose 20kgs. Thought I’d chuck in the traditional fat bum challenge. Though my bum isn’t actually that fat I have spotted a bit of thigh bulge today that has to be got rid of immediately if not sooner. Then once I’ve lost 20kgs I’ll still want to lose another 10. Then perhaps another 5. We’ll see. I work for a law firm and the cakeage is immense and I loathe exercising so this one is a bit challenging. I also hate exercise clothes and seriously object to any heel lower than a kitten heel. Keep thinking about taking up running but I also very much dislike outdoorsiness. And running.
- Do more embroidery. I very rarely sew. Its the one thing I absolutely love doing and yet I hardly ever do it because I used to hand sew for a living and now I don’t and it may sound pathetic but its quite emotional for me and I’m a bit frightened I’ve lost all my skills. So much as I’ve amassed a huge quantity of yarn and patterns and stuff I’m going to scale back the knitting and crochet (except for snoods and Gin Poodles of course) and get back into embroidery. I had a small test piece framed a few years ago and the framers asked me if I’d like to make more for them to sell. So I might not be a complete ham-fisted duffer.
- Stop buying mass-produced junk. You know that ‘make it, don’t buy it’ idea floating around at Christmas? Well I’m going to stop buying things from major chains and only buy handmade wherever possible. I’ve had my last clothes shopping spree in 2016 so from now on I’m going to make my own clothes, at least they’ll fit properly and I won’t bump into anyone else wearing the same thing. I can try out embroidery on my own cuffs and that too can’t I? I’ve got a sewing machine up in the loft and I expect that is where it will stay because I don’t really like sewing machines. Hand made clothes last longer because they’re better and every stitch is beautiful. I’m not expecting anyone else to agree or even see the simple beauty of a white cotton tacking stitch or go into ecstasy over a button hole, but your loss and all that.
- New Etsy shop. Once I’ve got my fingers back to being able to pick up with a needle a single thread in any fabric without looking I’ll be able to produce work worth selling. These are not going to sit well with super kitsch knitted poodle bottle cosies or even lovely vintage style hair accessories so they’ll need their own space.
Five resolutions are enough.
6. Oh but hang on. Food. Must stop eating things that make me ill, like fried things, fatty things, dairy, and eggs. A doctor told me years ago that the odd sensation of my throat going all thick and gagging for hours after eating isn’t really normal and should be avoided. Spose he might have a point.
7. Bugger it I’ve thought of another. I have a half brother somewhere. Not even sure what his name is but I should find him in case he’s the head of membership of a major ballet company or something and can get me a hefty discount.